My Effort in Convincing Somebody to Buy "The Tribute"

http://www.torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrities/2010/09/01/15215761.html

   (big sigh) Freaking Bieber man! That kid is just... gah! It's ridiculous! But that's cool for him. What else is cool is that a yearbook with his 7th grade portrait is in it was sold on eBay for $1700!!! That's a crazy amount of money for a silly yearbook! But that's mainly because he's famous.

   So now here is my answer to the question of how would I convince people to buy our yearbook?

   I figure that maybe I need to say I'm going to become famous and live up to all the expectations. It's nothing I can't do anyway. Or! Or I could not tell anybody and become famous anyway... no wait, I need to convince them to buy the yearbooks now... so that won't work.

   It could happen. I think it'd be very likely. There really is no other job that I'd rather take on than to be a fighter in the UFC! Yeah buddy! I'm gonna be on the TV screen bashing peoples faces and getting paid for it! Your gonna see highlight reels of me all over YouTube knocking people out, submitting them in spectacular fashion, getting brutal TKO stoppages and hard fought victories.
  
   Maybe in between fights I could also work as an actor. It seems that there is an increasing amount of fighters doing that now a days, so I could do that to. There's a few family members and friends of mine that have intentions to get into the film industry. Other friends of mine, or at least people that know me believe that I'm going to be an actor because I've been in a few school plays and happened to impress them with my characters.

   There is a lot of potential for success in our graduating class. We got some bright students who will do very well in the business industry or technology realm. As for me, I don't have any interest in such careers. (so what the hell am I doing here?!... (shrugs shoulders and laughs))

   Some how or another, I'll be the one who will end up with his face on the big shows. Just watch.